We spent a half an hour meeting with our LEAP buddies today. (For those of you who aren't in on the lingo, we pair up classes with a younger grade and each kid gets a new buddy for the year. We meet to do projects together and the kids love it.) We are paired up with a kindergarten this year, and we met them for the first time today. Needless to say, from the title of this post, you may have guessed that the 5 year old little darlings had some things to say about my current condition. My two favorites:
"What is in there?" (said while poking my belly)
"A baby. She's not quite ready to come out yet."
"Really?" (quizzical look as if she still didn't believe me, accompanied by another poke)
"Are you having a baby?"
"Yes, I am."
"I think she's too big. I don't think she's gonna fit out your legs."
"What?"
"She won't come out your legs. She's gonna have to come out your tummy."
"Ohhhhhhhhh, hmmmmmm, well, I guess we'll see...."
I mean really, what do you say to that?
3 comments:
my favorite continues to be "you're not even married!" as an insult from a 5 yr old - followed by her older brother "it's ok, aunt jd, you may never get married" - it's a good thing they're adorable :)
Kids do say the darnest things. Who knows what they'll say if they actually knew where babies come out of?
hilarious!
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